I found this super funny story and I couldn’t wait to share it! It’s a really amusing take on what could happen if two women met in heaven and exchanged their “how did you end up here” tales.
Here’s how it went:
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda!
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t too terrible. Once I stopped shivering from the cold, I started to feel warm and drowsy, and eventually, I drifted off into a calm sleep. How about you?
2nd woman: I… died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was convinced there was another woman hiding in the house, so I started searching everywhere. I dashed up to the attic and looked around, then I rushed down to the basement. I checked every closet and even looked under all the beds. I kept searching until I was completely worn out, and in the end, I just collapsed from a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive!
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so be sure to send this on to someone whose day you want to brighten!
BONUS STORY – 4 NUNS GO TO HEAVEN
A bus full of nuns drives off a cliff, and unfortunately, they all die. When they arrive at the gates of Heaven, they come face to face with St. Peter.
St. Peter greets them, saying, “Welcome, Sisters! Soon, I will let you pass through the pearly gates, but first, I need to ask each of you one question. Please line up in a single file.”
The nuns quickly form a line.
St. Peter looks at the first nun and asks, “Sister, have you ever touched a man’s private part?”
The nun replies, “Well, there was this one occasion… when I might have… lightly touched it with the tip of my pinky finger…”
St. Peter says, “Alright sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.”
She does so, and is let into Heaven.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?”
“Well…. there was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”
“Alright sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.”
She does so, and is let into Heaven.
At this moment, there’s a commotion in the line. It looks like one nun is trying to push ahead of another!
St. Peter notices and asks the nun, “Sister Susan, what’s going on? There’s no need to hurry!”
Sister Susan replies, “Honestly, if I have to gargle this stuff, I’d prefer to do it before Sister Mary gets too close!”
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